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Date:
From: 
David J. Brenner*
Director, Lunar DevCorp.
New York, N.Y. USA
* - a/k/a The Man Who Sold The Moon
Subject:
How You Can Become a Moon Owner Today!

Dear Friend,

Have you been looking for a really exciting gift for someone special to you? Have you struck out so far? Feel like giving up?

Don't give up! You have now found a wonderful gift. Make him or her the owner of an actual acre of land on Luna - Earth's Moon! By the way, it is the perfect unique gift idea for any person — man or woman, boy or girl, young or old!

Wouldn't you just love to find an elite and special gift for "Someone Special"? Something that stands out from the crowd?

It is possible! And it's 100% legal and above board. We know that for certain:

Firstly — we have had it checked out by some very senior space law experts to make sure of it. It was the first thing we did!

Secondly — we have been enabling people to acquire these distinctive CraterKit Packages on this particular web site since 1999 so we are well tried and tested over some years. Over 100,000 satisfied customers have purchased this amazing and unique gift from us for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays, graduation, weddings, or for any occasion that calls for something special and extraordinary!

Owning your own property means so much to you, doesn't it?

By the way, it is not just having the distinction of having a crater named for you on the moon that means so much but knowing you can see it nearly any night of the year. Just imagine the look on your friends faces when you casually drop into the conversation that you have just received your update report on what is happening around your property on the moon. Yes, we do send you regular newsletters to keep you fully up to date. After all it is your property, isn't it?

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Hi David, Just a quick note to say thanks for sending me my CraterKit so quickly. I was starting to panic as to whether I would be able to find just the right present for my friend's 10th Wedding Anniversary when someone recommended your LunarRegistry.com web site. Thanks again! XXX

— Cynthia Carter, London


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Dear Sir, I am writing to say my girl friend bought me the deluxe Lake of Dreams crater package for my birthday. Although I may never go to the moon, I can see my acre of moon land up in the sky most any night! The framed certificate sits on my study desk.  It looks fantastic and the accompanying documents are so informative. I just love the idea of having an actual crater named for me!

— John Dennis, Round Rock, Texas (USA)


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Dear Mr Brenner, Thank you for giving us the opportunity to be "Earth-bound Astronauts" with our own moon acre in the Sea of Tranquility. I watched the first moon landing on TV with my parents. Now you have given me a real connection back to that amazing moment in history. God Bless

— Mrs G MacDonald, Sydney, Australia

 

Now you have title and deed to your own acre (or more) on the Moon!

Right now, buying an acre on the moon might seem like a vain pursuit. Unless you have millions of dollars in your savings account, you'll probably not be traveling there soon to see your moon property. But think about those who bought land claims in the American "Wild West" back in the 1800s, sight unseen.

To them, California and the west were of almost mythic proportions — the stuff that dreams were made of! But those who bought claims and eventually made the trek to settle their land, in places we now know as Los Angeles, San Francisco and Sacramento, became rich beyond their wildest dreams.

But you don't need millions to buy your own lunar land claim. In fact, prices for an acre on the moon real estate start at less than the cost of a few gallons of gasoline. (Yes, rocket fuel is a tad more expensive.)

Can I see my land on the moon?

Imagine you are standing with your friends one moonlit summer night in your own backyard. You point up at the bright full moon and say "Can you see that dark little patch near the upper curve? I own that little piece of the moon!"

Whether it's in the Sea of Tranquility, where men from our planet landed on the moon for the first time in the Apollo 11 mission back in 1969, or the romantic-sound Lake of Dreams, the peaceful and beautiful Sea of Serenity or the Taurus Mountains, which overlook the Bay of Love, you'll be proud of your moon property, whether you buy it for yourself or give it as a unique, personalized gift for your wife or husband, son or daughter, friend or co-worker.

Perhaps you've bought a star name from one of those many novelty name-a-star registry firms out there. Can you see your star with the naked eye? Not a chance. How about with a good consumer-grade telescope. Maybe, but it isn't likely.

Meanwhile, the moon is there, up in the sky above you, nearly every night. Not only can you point out the general location of your property just by looking at the moon, but — with even the most inexpensive home telescope — you can see the tract in which your own moon land is located.

Here's what you'll see in the sky when you try to find the star you bought from one of the popular star-naming registry outfits:

 

And here's a representative view of what your acre on the moon looks like:

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Yes, maybe you can understand why we are proud to be able to offer this unique gift idea to you!

Owning land on the moon isn't just for the rich — for Saudi oil sheiks and Hong Kong billionaires — but they are among those owning the largest tracts of land. And nothing is stopping you from being their neighbor!

You can acquire land on the moon without having to break the bank or inherit a fortune from your spinster aunt!

Discover more in the detailed geographic report which explains the amazing features near your moon property ... where you own all the mineral rights! (What minerals? How about water and Helium-3 — two key elements that could make the Middle East oil rush look like pocket change in comparison!)

Your moon land could even be located near the John Lennon Peace Crater in the Lake of Dreams, or within a moon rock's throw of the Michael Jackson "Moonwalker" Crater — you choose the exact location of your acre of land on the moon.

Here are some more testimonials of satisfied moon land owners.

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This is a photo of our daughter Mary Anne who graduated from college earlier this year.  I was struggling to find the ideal graduation present for her but this package was just perfect.  She loves it! 

From One Proud Dad

— Bob E., Charlotte, NC (USA)


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Hi David, Just writing to say thanks for the privilege of being able to own an acre on the moon. I so loved the package when it arrived earlier this week I had to write to say thank you to all your team and especially the person (or persons) who put this whole deal together for us. Thanks again from the north of England.

— Larry Castle, Morpeth, England


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Mr Brenner, Thank you so much for my newest investment property! I've seen a lot of novelty gifts in my time but this one beats the rest of them hands down. This is the key to complete bragging rights with all my friends as I take advantage of my lofty position as the owner of moon property. My certificate is going to be firmly placed above my mantelpiece and I'll show it off to the world!  Thanks for this great honour!

— David S,
currently working in Mumbai, India

 

You are probably already aware of the fact that buying a plot of land on Earth could cost you hundreds of thousands of pounds (or dollars). Buying property on Earth is a complicated process, filled with hassles, paperwork and confusion.

Meanwhile, buying moon real estate is a quick, easy and inexpensive process that takes just a few minutes and gives a lifetime of joy!

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You can recognise what makes this gift so compelling but imagine how impressed friends and family are going to be seeing ...

arrow head You receive full ownership of one acre (or more!) of genuine land on the moon.

arrow pointer A completely personalized parchment title and deed certificate ready for framing is shipped by Global Mail.

arrow pointer The official agreement transferring full ownership in the property to you (or your gift recipient), including all mineral rights and the rights to develop your property for tourism (hotels, restaurants), research, manufacturing, mining — or to preserve it in its pristine natural state.

arrow pointer A detailed information sheet filled with facts about the geography of your property. (Data sheet priced @ £8.50)

arrow pointer An amazing Lunar Orbiter satellite photograph of your property tract showing the actual terrain of the area your property is located in. (Valued at £55.)

Your own moon colony

BUT WAIT... There is more. Sorry, I forgot to say you receive the following extras as well.

arrow pointer Lifetime membership in the Lunar Geographic Society, and documents which serve as your citizenship papers in the first Lunar Republic on the moon. (Valued at £100.)

arrow pointer Access to a special website and regular updates for new property owners to find out even more about YOUR moon property. How can we put a value on this chance to be part of the next big step in mankind's journey through the Cosmos?

You will be surprised to discover the cost of this amazing complete package is less than Fifty Dollars (including shipping internationally) for a single plot with one title certificate including full documentation, data sheets, citizenship, etc.

Or take the option of becoming a land owner for less than 75 Dollars with 2 adjoining plots on one joint title certificate, making a really wonderful gift for a couple — especially for wedding gifts, anniversaries, etc.

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money-back guarantee

In other words... I will take out my wallet and give your money back. You can't lose, can you?

Can't say anything fairer than that, can I?

The prices include all shipping & handling charges internationally. No extras, tax or lawyer fees. We take care of it all!

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Remember earlier I made a personal promise to you and I always keep my word. Purchase an acre on the moon now.

Yours sincerely,

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David J. Brenner
Director, LunarDevCorp
New York, N.Y.

P. S. — By the way, the amount of land is finite and we are only able to acquire a relatively small number of these plots. I can't guarantee I will be able to obtain more after they have all gone. So hurry, or you will miss out on this unique gift opportunity to own property on the moon now... while you still can!

If you are seeing this page, we could still have some moon property left. But remember what Mark Twain said: "Buy land today — they're not making any more of it". So it could be a case of "Here Today ... Gone Tomorrow!"

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